—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
in math class we were learning about reciprocal trigonometric functions and some kid shouted “WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR” and the teacher flipped her hair, looked over her shoulder, and said “to pass this course”